The Sweetest Fallacy

06 May 2008 @ 12:19 am

Pyramid Head x Maria

Title: Ounce for Ounce
Fandom: Silent Hill
Pairing: Pyramid Head x Maria
Rating: NC-17
Content: HJ, oral
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Silent Hill.

( City is restless, ready to pounce... )

Tags: hj, oral, pyramid head/maria, silent hill

Mood::

okay

2 reviews | Review

25 February 2008 @ 12:22 am

Deidara x Sakura

Title: It's a Wonder
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Deidara x Sakura
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Stole the child's name idea from

aelibia. She is awesome.

( They handle childbirth like any normal couple would. They are, after all, quite average. )

Tags: deidara/sakura, n/a, naruto

Mood::

drained

12 reviews | Review

06 December 2007 @ 02:00 pm

Glitch x DG

Title: Alibi
Fandom: Tin Man
Pairing: Glitch x DG
Rating: NC-17
Content: HJ
Length: 4,899
Disclaimer: I do not own Tin Man.
A/N: This started out kinda angsty, but then it evolved into...well...something. Unbeta'd, so sorry for mistakes.

( She laughed something that sounded a bit like music. Except not. )

Tags: glitch/dg, hj, tin man

Mood::

bouncy

2 reviews | Review

29 October 2007 @ 07:02 pm

Pyramid Head x Maria

Title: Rain
Fandom: Silent Hill
Pairing: Pyramid Head/Maria
Content: n/a
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Silent Hill.
A/N: I'm not sure how much sense this makes. :/

( But he is, and there's not much she can do about it. )

Tags: n/a, pyramid head/maria, silent hill

Mood::

cheerful

Music:: "Suzie" - Boy Kill Boy

10 reviews | Review

04 September 2007 @ 08:23 pm

Deidara x Sakura

Title: The Spoils of War
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Deidara x Sakura
Rating: NC-17
Content: HJ, SoloM, oral
Length: one-shot/"deleted scene"
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Why is it that my DeiSaku porn!fics always just run straight into the smut?

Geh. Anyway, I was originally going to incorporate this into Found somehow, but plans changed. So now you get to enjoy this wonderful deleted scene!

( Sakura copied his laugh with a much sweeter one, and her hand drifted slowly to the inside of his thigh, thumb rubbing lazy circles while her fingers continued to knead in a manner that was probably meant to be soothing. )

Tags: deidara/sakura, hj, naruto, oral, solom

Mood::

blah

Music:: "Tell Me" -Young Love

38 reviews | Review

25 August 2007 @ 04:55 pm

Pein x Sakura

Title: Clouds
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Pein x Sakura
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: 100-word Drabble
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: In light of the new manga chapter.

( Clouds. )

Tags: n/a, naruto, pein/sakura

8 reviews | Review

24 August 2007 @ 09:34 pm

Itachi x Sakura

Title: Everything
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Itachi x Sakura
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Didn't see this one coming.

( Something that's everything. )

Tags: itachi/sakura, n/a, naruto

Mood::

content

Music:: "Iris" -GGD

11 reviews | Review

12 August 2007 @ 12:31 am

Tobi x Sakura

Title: Dear You
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Tobi x Sakura
Rating: NC-17
Content: oral, hj, tablesex
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Wayyyyyyy overdue. Used Tobi's "earlier" personality, too. So yeah. : D Enjoy.

( He SWORE he thought it was chocolate milk. )

Tags: hj, naruto, oral, tablesex, tobi/sakura

Mood::

amused

Music:: "Salty Eyes" -The Matches

36 reviews | Review

04 August 2007 @ 01:19 am

Info

FYI: I've decided to archive all of the just-smut stories here.

This journal, of course, will be the first place that I update, though. Just wanted to let you all know.

Tags: info

4 reviews | Review

28 July 2007 @ 04:06 pm

Pein x Sakura

Title: Coincide
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Pein x Sakura
Rating: NC-17
Content: HJ, fetish, tablesex
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: It's been forever since I've written porn. Bask in it.

( She'd always thought he didn't like her... )

Tags: fetish, hj, naruto, pein/sakura, tablesex

Mood::

amused

34 reviews | Review

21 July 2007 @ 05:55 am

Pyramid Head x Maria

Title: Maria Hates You
Fandom: Silent Hill 2
Pairing: Pyramid Head x Maria
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own SH2.
A/N: This is also very old.

( In which Pyramid Head becomes severaly disappointed. )

Tags: n/a, pyramid head/maria, silent hill 2

2 reviews | Review

21 July 2007 @ 05:50 am

Pyramid Head x Maria

Title: Young
Fandom: Silent Hill 2
Pairing: Slight Pyramid Head x Maria
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own SH2.
A/N: This is very old.

( Well, he certainly didn't LOOK like him. )

Tags: n/a, pyramid head/maria, silent hill 2

2 reviews | Review

16 July 2007 @ 10:23 pm

Obito x Sakura

Title: It's Been Forever
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Obito x Sakura
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: This is what I get for staying up late. I might actually expand upon this at a later time.

( He talks about lots of things. )

Tags: n/a, naruto, obito/sakura

Music:: "Goodnight" -Maroon 5

8 reviews | Review

10 July 2007 @ 03:37 am

Deidara x Sakura

Title: Truly
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Deidara x Sakura
Rating: T
Content: N/A
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Something that just popped up.

( True art comes from up here. )

Tags: deidara/sakura, n/a, naruto

Mood::

content

Music:: "O Valencia!" -The Decemberists

15 reviews | Review

27 June 2007 @ 02:14 pm

Axel x Kairi

Title: Done
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Pairing: Axel x Kairi
Rating: NC-17
Content: Oral, Fetish
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own KHII.
A/N: I'd post this to FFnet if people didn't complain about Kairi's age. Anyway, enjoy. This has been in the making for a while.

( He sighed dramatically through his nose and twirled his right hand, summoning one of his chakrams, nix the flames. Too risky to play with fire in such a small space, he was sad to say. It spun quickly and effortlessly in the flat of his palm as he rested his chin in his other hand. 'You’re no fun, you know that?' )

Tags: axel/kairi, fetish, kingdom hearts ii, oral

Mood::

accomplished

Music:: "Beautiful" -Under the Influence of Giants

16 reviews | Review

25 June 2007 @ 01:54 am

Sasuke x Sakura

Title: Hey, You
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Sasuke x Sakura
Content: N/A
Length: 100-word drabble.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: First off, I decided to make this my pervy writing journal AND my miscellaneous-fics journal. Thus you get this.

I told namidagundauta I'd write her SasuSaku porn, but all I could come up with is this. xD Um. Enjoy it anyway?

( There was just too much she wanted to say. )

Tags: n/a, naruto, sasuke/sakura

Mood::

giggly

Music:: "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" -Daft Punk (Yeah, I know)

9 reviews | Review

17 June 2007 @ 10:33 pm

Kisame x Sakura

Title: Blue
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Kisame x Sakura
Content: floorsex, oral, HJ, instructional
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: This is where H2O kind of branched from. :D But it didn't fit, so...yeah. Have fun with it~

( She suddenly felt like a lamb. And he was the wolf. The ravenous, sadistic, sort of perverted, if she was correct, wolf. Of course, this was discarding the fact that lambs weren’t normally pink and wolves weren’t normally blue, but hell, if Sakura was about to die, she should at least do it in high spirits. )

Tags: floorsex, hj, instructional, kisame/sakura, naruto, oral

Mood::

bouncy

Music:: "The Queen and I" -Gym Class Heroes

9 reviews | Review

17 June 2007 @ 04:43 pm

Kisame x Sakura

Title: H₂O
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Kisame x Sakura
Content: Floorsex, SoloF
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Long-awaited smut request for

ivyadrena!

( “Honestly, the sand’s going to get everywhere, and—” Cut off once more when he pulled off his own clothes, completely naked and completely blue before her. “So you’re really blue all the way down…” )

Tags: floorsex, kisame/sakura, naruto, solof

Mood::

dorky

14 reviews | Review

29 May 2007 @ 11:11 pm

Hidan x Sakura

Title: Understatement (2)
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Hidan x Sakura
Content: floorsex, tablesex, slight S&M
Length: Two chapters/parts
A/N: Part two. Now enjoy it.

( Part Two )

Tags: hidan/sakura, naruto, s&m, tablesex, wallsex

Mood::

frustrated

14 reviews | Review

29 May 2007 @ 11:08 pm

Hidan x Sakura

Title: Understatement (1)
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Hidan x Sakrua, floorsex, tablesex, slight S&M
Length: Two chapters/parts
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: Too long, so I had to post in two parts. And god damn it, I lost the first document, so I had to rewrite almost half of it.

You'd better fucking enjoy it. >_>

( She wasn’t sure what had tripped the very edges of her sense UNDERGROUND, but then again, she wasn’t sure WANTED to know, either. )

Tags: hidan/sakura, naruto, s&m, tablesex, wallsex

Mood::

frustrated

2 reviews | Review

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